The Invention Of Tennis
At the beginning of time, there were only team sports. Association Football, Rugby, Cricket, what have you. However there was this one...


How To Name Days & Months Of The Calendar (And How Not To)
We all love to hate Mondays, but Tuesdays aren't any better either. In fact the seven days of the work-week can be renamed as: Monday ...
How To Be Less Annoying: Chapter 1 - Cannot Vs. Will Not
My computer was being really mean to me the other day by being slow and clumsy, so I decided to put my 17 years of computer skills and...


Trivial Thoughts: Trains & Planes
I cannot believe trains are not a thing in America. The US is as vast in land area as Europe, and consists of states larger than some...
Musings: YouTube, Haircuts
I am eating a left-over deep dish pizza with a fork and ketchup because I am vile. I also happen to have a keyboard lying around so why...
Time-Travel: The Obvious Solution
I cannot believe how under-rated time-travel is. Besides not existing, it is the single-most effective way of unfucking things up. I have...
Initial Musings: Ketchup & The Perfect Murder
You know what annoys me? When the waitress forgets to bring ketchup with the fries, and your mind automatically generates scenarios where...